CITY FILE NEW YORK IS POPULATED WITH HEARTLESS HACKS
"THIS SITE IS THE MOST DISCUSTING PEICE OF TRASH THAT EVERY BEEN PUT ON THE NET A MAN CANT MOURN HIS MOTHERS DEATH YOU SON OF BITCHES YOU ALL BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL YOU DELETE THIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE I WILL WHEN I GET THIS OFF MY CHEST AS HAVE SEEN TONIGHT ON cd ON KO THIS IS GOT TOO BE THOSE DESPICABLE PIECE OF BANDWIDTH ON THE PLANET YOU MAKE FOX ... I MEAN FIXED NEWS LOOK LIKE CHOIR BOYS YOUR DISCUTING AND A JOKE TOO THE WORLD OF JOURNALISM SO fuck you sirs and the band wagon you came on. "—by kofan_09, left on CityFile New York article, "Keith Olbermann: The Worst Person in the World", 14 May 2009.
Obviously this person was, like the several dozen Souls who gathered outside my home holding candles and pictures of Keith Olbermann demanding that I speak out, enraptured with anger that the blog City File New York would attack KO for no reason whatsoever. I am taking the time to speak out now from my lofty place here in Hell's capitol Dis. What is the point of doing this? As an editor I can live with attacking someone over their political views but this is even too petty for people in the TV business. The man's mother had passed away. I cannot fathom why someone would do this, well unless they were bitter because they had lost the 9 Eastern slot to a hyperkinetic, short haired, A cup Rhodes Scholar. Hmmm. This is all speculation on my part, of course.
This is the dumbest dreck I have seen in a decade. Mr. Olbermann I was shocked by your loss and moved to tears that you persevered as long as you did in the face of an absolutely blindsiding tragedy. As a demon journalist I do know and want to share with you that there is a special place in Hell, where I live, for the author of this screed and when they arrive here as all hacks do you can be assured that "they'll get theirs in the end."
Once again, Keith, my heart felt condolences.
Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!
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